A friend just gave this cat to me.
He told me just you wait and see.
His roommate said it had to go.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

How could something that's so small just be so bad,
how could this cat make someone mad.

She tore the rug, she ripped the shades.
She climbed the curtains she will pay.
And what am I supposed to do.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

I lost my pencil, lost my keys and all my change,
and all because of a cat named Rat.

Shit the carpet, ate the plants,
she scratched a hole in Ivan's pants.
She's such a pain in the ass.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

She walked right in she saw the phone she ate the chord.
And all because of a cat named Rat